Three texts that change everything
That last one is the alert no pendant, camera, or tracker on earth can send — because Ethel is the only one watching the things she depends on, not her.
Everybody's had an Ethel.
The neighbor who noticed — kettle's on, porch light's off, all's well without a fuss. We named her for the promise she keeps, and tucked it right into the letters:
Watched over, never watched. It's the whole idea — and it's right there in her name.
She minds the little things. The little things tell the story.
Finds what wanders off
The remote, the keys, the glasses, the purse — Ethel keeps a gentle eye on the everyday things that go missing, and tells you which room they're in. Even when they're hiding in the couch.
Notices what's off
Ethel learns the ordinary rhythm of the house — when the kettle moves, when the walker starts its day. When the pattern breaks, she doesn't panic. She lets the family know it's worth a call.
Keeps the family close
Everyone who loves her gets the same calm view: green means all's well. One glance over morning coffee, then put the phone down. No feeds to scroll. Nothing to watch. Just peace of mind.
Pick the kit that fits her place
Set up in an afternoon
Every kit has three kinds of pieces: Nodes that plug into the wall and quietly sense the home, Tags that stick to the things she uses every day, and the My Ethel app for the whole family. No tools, no installer, no cameras to aim.
- 2 plug-in Nodes
- 5 item Tags
- My Ethel app — whole family
- 3 plug-in Nodes
- 8 item Tags (incl. 3 for couch-prone items)
- Ethel Hub — keeps watch even if internet drops
- My Ethel app — whole family
- 5 plug-in Nodes
- 12 item Tags
- Ethel Hub included
- My Ethel app — whole family
Every kit pairs with the Family Plan — $24/mo: pattern learning, family sharing, and history. Safety-relevant alerts are never behind the paywall. If Ethel thinks something's wrong, everyone finds out — subscriber or not. Founding pilot pricing in Valdosta: hardware free, $9/mo.
Three steps, no ladder
Plug in the Nodes
One per key room. They sit in the outlet like a nightlight and disappear from mind.
Tag what matters
Stick a Tag on the walker, the remote, the keys, the purse. Tell the app what's what.
Open My Ethel
Invite the family. Ethel spends two weeks learning the rhythm of the house, then quietly starts helping.
Dignity is the product
Nothing on her body. Ever. No pendant to remember, no wristband to resent, no charger to forget. Ethel watches over the home, not the person.
No cameras. No microphones. There is no video to leak, no audio to subpoena, no feed for anyone to watch. It isn't in the box because it isn't in the company.
Safety is never upsold. If Ethel believes something is wrong, every family member is told — whether or not anyone pays the subscription. That's policy, in writing.
Her data stays hers. The rhythms of the house are processed at home on the Hub. We sell kits and peace of mind — not data. Never data.
Fair questions, straight answers
Does Mom have to wear or charge anything?
Is there really no camera?
What happens if her internet goes out?
Is this a medical device or an emergency service?
Will it work in a rental or assisted-living apartment?
Ethel's first stop: Valdosta, Georgia
Twenty-five local families will get the Ethel Home kit free with founding pricing of $9/month — and help teach Ethel her manners before she meets the rest of the country.